ME POLITICALLY CORRECT?

What a question as I don't even know how to spell it let alone act that way but I believe it is a crock of heffer dust. If I am out for a drive and see a beautiful house, nicely landscaped, with a little picket fence around it I will take a long look at it. If I happen to see a beautiful sunset or a lovely sea scene I will take a long look. I guess you might have figured out by now that I like and appreciate beauty where I find it, now the kicker. I am at the mall, walking down street, or out for a drive and I see a beautiful lady and I do whatever I normally do when I see something beautiful and look and enjoy the beauty I am considered either a dirty old man or not potilically correct, sorry ladies but a thing of beauty really is a joy forever and that includes all ladies. In my world all ladies are beautiful just some more so than others. If you know me and meet me somewhere and I seem to be staring at you please don't think unkindly of me as I am just enjoying the beauty of the moment nothing bad intended. I could go on for pages trying to explain what I mean but hopefully you will understand what I am trying to say.
Just to prove that sometimes I have thoughts that are not in the mainstream I came up with a wonderful idea for a new holiday to be held on the 29 of Februrary. Here is my suggestion and why we need it.
I think that Feb 29 should be called MOTHER-IN-LAW day and on this day we sacrifice all our mother-in-laws on flaming crosses. The reasons for this are (1) for better crops for the farmers in the years ahead. (2) For a long and happy life for the in-laws involved. (3) We need a holiday between New Years day and Good Friday as sometimes it can be over 3 month between breaks.
From discussing it with friends they tell me that it should be successful in 2 of 3 reasons and you never know it also might help the crops.
So much for today, tomorrow I will be holding my second quiz on sports with 3 questions and I will be suprised if I don't get all 3 answered correctly.
Now to todays UFI.
(1)Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest in which no one knew his real identy. He came third.
(2)John Waynes real birt name was Marion Morrison.
(3)It takes 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday Edition of THE NEW YORK TIMES.
Till next time, take care.